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Sorry Russians, but you really are drunk.

Sorry Russians, but you really are drunk.

  • April 10, 2022
  • Ramblings

According to the market and consumer data purveyor Statista, 80% of Russians polled in March 2022 “approve of the activities of Vladimir Putin as the president…of Russia.” As any reasonable…

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Dare we read between President Zelensky’s lines?

Dare we read between President Zelensky’s lines?

  • March 17, 2022
  • Ramblings

Posted 22 days into the Russo-Ukrainian war President Zelensky clearly is an intelligent man. He’s proven this, and his ability to effectively communicate with the citizens of Ukraine, world leaders…

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Interested in three home products that <em>really</em> work?

Interested in three home products that really work?

  • February 26, 2019
  • Ramblings

We all get swept up in advertising, buying things because they promise to be the best or at least better than everything else out there. Most of the time our…

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Do you act your age? Stop, now.

Do you act your age? Stop, now.

  • June 10, 2017
  • Ramblings

An acquaintance recently turned 55 and was bemoaning his advanced age. Trying to cheer him up, I asked, “But how old do you feel?” I expected something like, “Oh, about…

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Wanna know the 7 reasons why I hate numbered lists?

Wanna know the 7 reasons why I hate numbered lists?

  • December 27, 2013
  • Ramblings

You see them everywhere. “6 Best Places to Eat in New York.” “8 Clever Gifts for Teens.” “18 Worst Cars Ever Made.” In print media. On the Web. Even on…

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Can you do just one push-up?

  • December 23, 2013
  • Ramblings

Like millions of people everywhere, I struggle with a debilitating anchor that holds back my productivity and causes me no end of distress. As I’ve confirmed to myself and confided…

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Should we take the “Christ” out of Christmas?

Should we take the “Christ” out of Christmas?

  • December 18, 2013
  • Ramblings

Ask any average American, at any time of the year, what the word “Christmas” brings to mind. An honest answer will include snow, Christmas trees, lights, gifts, Santa Claus, reindeer,…

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What are idiosyncrasy credits and why should you collect them?

What are idiosyncrasy credits and why should you collect them?

  • March 10, 2013
  • Ramblings

You’ve probably never heard of idiosyncrasy credits and have no clue how important they are. Sure, you can Google them and get a fairly thorough Wikipedia definition that will leave…

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Are you using all your crayons to succeed?

Are you using all your crayons to succeed?

  • January 1, 2013
  • Grammar Police

In kindergarten I was given a box of eight crayons, large ones with one flat side to keep them from rolling off the table. I had little problem making the…

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Is the Virtual Key to Success on your keychain?

  • December 13, 2012
  • Ramblings

I had the pleasure of tackling a fairly Major project recently, one involving a good amount of research, organization, the shuffling of papers and filling out of tedious forms. As…

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Do you ever feel sorry for a coffee stirrer?

  • March 16, 2012
  • Ramblings

I was stirring my morning coffee, that deliberate motion that is part necessity and part subconscious effort to delay the start of another arduous day, if only by a few…

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Thinking of a career in marketing? A lesson from entry-level entrepreneurs

  • February 11, 2012
  • Ramblings

Every product or service worth shilling has a hook, a punch line to draw you in and separate you from your hard-earned scratch. Marketing is definitely the Word on Wall…

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Want to stop playing the lottery forever? Read this post.

Want to stop playing the lottery forever? Read this post.

  • February 7, 2012
  • Ramblings

We all have a bit of Walter Mitty in us. It’s human nature, irresistible. And nothing brings out the dreamer in us more than playing the lottery, be it scratch-off…

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Did you just call me a <em>dog owner?</em>

Did you just call me a dog owner?

  • October 14, 2011
  • Archie Chronicles

The “D” word is not allowed in our home. We have two puppies, as the fur on our furniture attests, and they’ve witnessed their share of changing seasons: Archie is…

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Subway Wars: Those Within and Those Without

Subway Wars: Those Within and Those Without

  • October 12, 2011
  • Ramblings

A boy stands on an elevated subway platform in New York City. At the Castle Hill Avenue station in the Bronx, to be precise. He’s about 15 years old, young…

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Are you still stuck on the overrated grammar of the 19th Century?

  • October 4, 2011
  • Grammar Police

Three bottles of Châteaux Lafite-Rothschild 1869 were sold at auction by Sotheby’s in 2010 for a staggering $232,692 each. What completely boggles my mind is not the price—much more is…

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